There are two of us, and no one else. Konstantin, the name on the Google profile, and Diana, who works the same jobs the same way. No dispatcher deciding who turns up, no call center in another state: you book one of us by name and that’s who arrives with the drill. What follows is Konstantin’s side of it; Diana works to the same playbook and the same flat prices. Tap either photo up top to say hello.
Who I am
I’m Konstantin, an independent handyman working across Brooklyn, Manhattan and Queens. On Google you’ll find me as “Konstantin HANDYMAN. Handy PRO.”: 5.0 stars across 67 reviews, every one of them from a real apartment I’ve left better than I found it.
Plenty of those clients are regulars. One has had me back for two years running; another had me put together every piece of furniture in her apartment. That is the work I built my week around, the small jobs a big platform treats as too minor to bother with, done by the same person who quoted them.
What that means for you in practice:
- The person you text is the person with the drill. No call center in another state, no “technician will contact you”.
- Flat prices, decided before I arrive. You send a photo, I send a number. If a job turns out bigger than the photo showed, we re-agree before the extra work, never after.
- Small jobs are the job. Platforms treat a leaking faucet or a wobbly IKEA dresser as too small to care about. That’s exactly the work I built my week around.
How I work
- Text a photo of the job to my number, or call, if you prefer talking.
- Get a flat quote and the nearest slot. Evenings and Sundays included (see current hours).
- The job gets done, the dust gets vacuumed, the packaging leaves with me.
- You get a follow-up text, not a satisfaction survey. If something’s off, I come back and make it right.
Building rules: respected
A lot of my clients live in co-ops and condos where the management office has its own rulebook: work hours, service elevator reservations, doorman check-in. That’s routine for me. Tell me your building’s rules when you book and I plan around them, show up when the building allows work, and leave the hallway as clean as the apartment.
What I don’t do
Honesty works both ways. I don’t touch gas lines, structural walls, roof work, or anything that legally requires a licensed plumber or electrician pulling permits. For minor plumbing and minor electrical (fixture swaps, faucets, dimmers) I’m your guy; for a new circuit panel, I’ll be the first to tell you to call an electrician.
Where to next
Letters to the desk, answered
Are you a company?
No. Two independent handymen, Konstantin and Diana. No dispatcher, no call center, no “a pro will be assigned to you”. You book one of us by name and that’s who does the work; when a job genuinely needs two sets of hands, we team up, and tell you in advance.
Why should I trust a new website?
The website is new. The track record isn’t: 5.0 stars across 67 Google reviews, on a profile I can’t edit. Judge the way I quote too: published prices, flat numbers from photos, no surprises. If it’s not a fit, no hard feelings.